Idea taken from slash_girl. I was having too much fun just even reading the answers, so I decided to pot my results. I skipped a few of the questions, so if you want to copy the list for your own journal, I'd head over to slash_girl's LJ.

If you want to participate, make your own list of characters before you look at my answers to the questions.

1. Captain Awesome (Chuck)
2. Barney Stinson (HIMYM)
3. Sheldon Cooper (TBBT)
4. Owen Harper (Torchwood)
5. Tom Paris (Star Trek Voyager)
6. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)
7. Noah Puckerman (Glee)
8. Luke Snyder (ATWT)
9. Chuck Bartowski (Chuck)
10. Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
11. Shawn Spencer (Psych)
12. Dr. Horrible (Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog)

( Questions and Answers )

Title: From the Diary of Drizzle Fabray-Hudson-Puckerman-Schuester
Author: glitterfey
Pairing/Characters: A Glee story, featuring Drizzle, with mentions of those invovled in her life. Oh, and a quick reference to Criminal Minds.
Rating: PG-13. Language!
Word Count: 764
Spoilers: The only people this story would spoil would be the actual characters on the show.
Summary: Dear Diary...
AN: This is a little piece of crackfic that's been on my mind for a while.

( Dear Diary... )

Dearest Yuletide writer,

I hope this letter finds you well! I also hope this letter finds you in time, since I'm just now getting a chance to write it and assignments went out a bit earlier tonight.

First off, please know that you make me ridiculously happy that you're writing a story for me! I'd be happy with anything in any of the three fandoms I chose.

Really, the only thing I don't like in fic is deathfic. I'l read it sometimes, but it makes me cry, and life is stressful enough at Christmastime! As you can see by my requests below, I'm cool with couples, threesomes, foursomes, moresomes--so long as the orgy's not at a wake, I'm a happy camper! I like it when characters are in estaiblished relationships, but I don't necessarily have to have any kind of background explaining how they got there. On the other hand, though, if you read my requests and your bunnies aren't saying committed relationship but are instead saying casual sex, you have my total, 100% I will be happy with the end product blessing. Basically, you can't go wrong :)

I'm not sure there's much more to say about any of these, but I'll give it a shot!

RequestFandom1: RPF - NASCAR

RequestFandomChar1: Brian Vickers/Chad Knaus/Jimmie Johnson/Kyle Busch

RequestDetail1: Let me specify: I'd love to see a Brian Vickers/Kyle Busch fic. They used to be teammates--I'd love it if they had been in a committed relationship all this time. I know that could be hard to make feasible, though, so here's another option: Chad/Jimmie. Jimmie's not the brightest bulb--okay, he's maybe one of the dullest. There's got to be something in it for Chad, right? With either of these, I'd love to see happy fics. That's my theme--no angst! But definitely sex, if it works for you :)

BV/KY has become sort of a fascination with me as of late. I don't know if they're even friends, but I just think there's so much potential there. They've both been through some high highs and low lows in their past and even this season. I'd love to know how the couple would have handled BV making the Chase and KY barely missing it.

Chad/Jimmie--in my head, this would have to be a funny story, you know? Chad seems so smart, and Jimmie just seems so dumb, and I just don't know. They crack me up when they're together. Anywhere you'd want to go with them would be wonderful!

RequestFandom2: The Big Bang Theory

RequestFandomChar2: Leonard Hofstadter/Penny /Sheldon Cooper

RequestDetail2: I'd love to see an established relationship threesome! I'd rather there not be much angst, and I'd love to see something happy and sexy. I don't mind if you want to follow cannon or not with the L/P relationship. I'd prefer everyone to stay alive and not to have a total AU. Thanks so much!!! Oh, and if you get my requests and you're not a slash writer or the slash bunnies aren't hopping, feel free to make this a het request with Leonard and Penny. Again, so long as they're happy and sexy, I'm thrilled!

TBBT is one of my new fandoms this year. I'm one of the few (at least on the internet, it seems) fans of Leonard and Penny. I think their relationship is great! On the other hand, I love me some Sheldon/Leonard slash. Both couples seem equally plausible to me. Which brings me to my request--threesome! So many stories with threesomes are sex based, either a drunken night or a one night hookup type thing or a sexual adventure for a couple with their best friend. I'd like to see a working, euqal partner threesome fic. Again, I don't need the backstory of how they all got together unless you want to. I just really want to see three people in a loving, harmonious relationship and the ups and downs that come with it. Maybe not so much with the downs, really. I'm not huge on angst in general. I just basically want to see these three happy, content and satisfied with each other.

RequestFandom3: How I Met Your Mother

RequestFandomChar3: Any

RequestDetail3: Um, groupsex? I'm not sure why or when, but somehow, Lily, Marshall, Barney, Robin and Ted end up in a legen--wait for it--dary five way! AU is okay if you want, but I'd rather no angst.

And here's the opposite! I just want to see these five best friends have sex! Dirty, sexy, any and every pariring within the group, one giant bed and many, many orgasms! No relationship, no angst, no morning after drama. A PWP fivesome! Yay!

RequestFandom4: The Big Bang Theory

RequestFandomChar4: Howard Wolowitz/Leonard Hofstadter/Rajesh Koothrappali/Sheldon Cooper

RequestDetail4: I'd love to know what went down in the Arctic the night the heat went out! I don't care what pairing of the four or all of them together, but I'm sure they created enough heat themselves. ;)

This one's pretty self explanatory as well. Remember in the first episode of this season when we heard about the night the heat went out in the Arctic? We know Sheldon thought it wasn't a big deal, Raj felt it brought them all closer and Leonard and Howard are a little squicked by the whole thing. I don't know who it was, two or three or all of them, but I bet some sexytimes happened that night! Again, this doesn't need to be established relationship or even have too many feelings involved if you don't want. I just want to know more about that night!

So there you have it, Santa. Any of these you pick would be awesome, and I'll love you and sing your praises throughout the internets regardless of where you land fic wise. Have fun1

Short comment!fic for glee_kink. Prompt was Finn/Puck- sex, while trying to convince themselves they're not gay for it.

Finn POV, fuzzy R, I guess.

( Straight Boys Suck Somtimes )

Title: Jealousy, and Other Things That Happened to Noah
Author: Glitterfey
Characters/Pairings: Luke/Noah
Rating/Word Count: NC17/~1,000
Spoilers/Warnings: You'd need to be up to date on the whole Brian thing, but other than that, not too much. Oh, and sex. Yay!
Summary: Noah gets jealous.
Disclaimer: If I owned Luke and Noah, they'd be naked a lot more.
Notes: Hello! This story is for indigo_5 for thehayloft's 2008 Holiday Gift Exchange. She wanted NC17 jealous Noah confronts Brian. Here you go, doll! I hope you like it!
AN2: Oh, and I wrote this and posted it in Disney World. What better place for smut, no?
AN3: And it would figure that ATWT would finally address this during the time I don't have a TV, right? I guess that makes this an AU, and it makes me a little pissy. Oh well!

( Jealousy, and Other Things That Happened to Noah )

The second fic I posted on LJ was another super short meta writing deal. I got the inspiration while I was cooking Thanksgiving dinner, and pumped this out in about ten minutes. It involves the most adorable (and infurating) boys on television, Luke and Noah from As the World Turns. By the way, if you're not already following the boys via Brian's liveblog at After Elton, you're missing out on some good times. Anyway, the background you need for this story is that Luke and Noah broke up because Luke tried to rig the college election and Noah told the dean and got Luke expelled. Oh, and Luke's new step-grandpa tried to make out with him and Luke is drinking by the gallon (again), which is bad because of his one kidney. Seriously, the things these boys have gone through are just straight up ridiculous, but hey, it's a soap, right?

Title: F**K
Author: Glitterfey
Characters/Pairings: Luke/Noah
Rating/Word Count: NC17/~500
Spoilers/Warnings: Bad words, bad words, bad words! Oh, and sex. And anger. And schmoop, but just a little.
Summary: Variations on a word...
Disclaimer: If I owned Luke and Noah, they'd be naked a lot more.
Notes: Hello! Somewhere between baking the sweet potatoes and making the stuffing, the fanfic bug came over me. I wasn't sure how the community felt about curse words on the front page, so I used some strategically placed stars. Rest assured the stars are nowhere to be found after the cut. Happy Thanksgiving!

( F**K )

The first story I posted on Livejournal was the result of a challenge over at cakeforever, back during the 2007 American Idol season when Blake and Chris were on. These two boys were one of the slashiest things to ever hit television. I don't really follow the fandom anymore, what with their 15 minutes being up and all, but I did have a good time with this short fic.

Here we go, my offering for the fic exchange! This was written for lost_lover2790, who wanted to see someone flirting with Blake, Chris fighting for Blake, and Chris taking a more dominant role in the relationship. Well...it's got those elements in it! I'm pretty sure it's not what you were expecting, but I hope you like it anyway!

Title: Dialogue of an Evening
Rating: NC 17, baby! And, um, I really mean it. Seriously. Oh, and RPS, so steer clear if that's not your thing.
Summary: It's the dialogue of an evening, basically.
Disclaimer: Not mine. So not mine.

( Dialogue of an Evening )